jolting awake @ 3AM mood
me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck
my body: water
me: what?
my body, louder: Woter
tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i
eat leaf
*makes a phone call*
*walks around in circles*
Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.
Fucking stupid ass brain
that wasn’t very Versace of you
